Tuesday, April 21, 2009

My Life so Far

These are a few of the things I have done since I was this child's age (that's me in 3rd grade). I copied this from Cyd Carter's blog. To participate just copy and paste in your own blog or email me, and bold all of the things you have done.(I put all the things I have done in red)
1. Started your own blog
2. Slept under the stars
3. Played in a band Rock Band counts?)
4. Visited Hawaii
5. Watched a meteor shower
6. Given more than you can afford to charity
7. Been to Disneyland
8. Climbed a mountain - Ensign Peak is a small mountain
9. Held a praying mantis
10. Sang a solo
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Taught yourself an art from scratch
15. Adopted a child
16. Had food poisoning
17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty
18. Grown your own vegetables
19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France
20. Slept on an overnight train
21. Had a pillow fight
22. Hitch hiked
23. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill
24. Built a snow fort
25. Held a lamb - does a lamb chop count?
26. Gone skinny dipping
27. Run a Marathon
28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice
29. Seen an eclipse
30. Watched a sunrise or sunset
31. Hit a home run
32. Been on a cruise -a dinner cruise.
33. Seen Niagara Falls in person
34. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
35. Seen an Amish community
36. Taught yourself a new language
37. Had enough money to be satisfied
38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person
39. Gone rock climbing
40. Seen Michelangelo’s David
41. Sung karaoke
42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt
43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant
44. Visited Africa
45. Walked on a beach by moonlight
46. Been transported in an ambulance
47. Had your portrait painted
48. Gone deep sea fishing
49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person
50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris
51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling
52. Kissed in the rain
53. Played in the mud
54. Gone to a drive-in theater
55. Been in a movie
56. Visited the Great Wall of China
57. Started a business
58. Taken a martial arts class
59. Visited Russia
60. Served at a soup kitchen
61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies
62. Gone whale watching
63. Got flowers for no reason
64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma
65. Gone sky diving - why jump out of a perfectly good airplane?
66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp
67. Bounced a check
68. Flown in a helicopter
69. Saved a favorite childhood toy
70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial
71. Eaten Caviar - not my favorite - ranks right up there with snails.
72. Pieced a quilt
73. Stood in Times Square
74. Toured the Everglades
75. Been fired from a job
76. Seen the Changing of the Guards in London
77. Broken a bone- only if toe bones count!
78. Been on a speeding motorcycle
79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person
80. Published a book
81. Visited the Vatican
82. Bought a brand new car
83. Walked in Jerusalem
84. Had your picture in the newspaper
85. Read the entire Bible
86. Visited the White House
87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating - a fish?
88. Had chickenpox
89. Saved someone’s life
90. Sat on a jury - called but never chosen
91. Met someone famous
92. Joined a book club
93. Lost a loved one
94. Had a baby
95. Seen the Alamo in person
96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake
97. Been involved in a law suit
98. Owned a cell phone
99. Been stung by a bee

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Hannah Montana is Not Awful

That is not to say it is great either. Bob really, really wanted to go to a movie and he wanted to see this. So we humored him, and found that we were more entertained than by the last 2 movies we saw (Faster & Furiouser, and Knowing). I didn't intend for my blog to turn into the movie review of the week when there are so many other things to blog about -- the state of the economy, war, the Obama puppy (finally!!). But the dismal state of the movie pickings the last couple of years is a really important thing to rant about. I really can't count more than a handful of really good movies since Harry Potter. Oh, Slumdog was great and Dark Knight was pretty good. And Race to Witch Mountain was really fun. And Hannah Montana was not awful. Not a rousing recommendation, but 2 stars for the tween girls and no stars for the rest of us.

Honestly, if you saw Kathleen Sykes on the stage with a blond wig, wouldn't you say, "hey, that's Kathleen with a blond wig!"

I will post about something truly important next time.

Monday, April 6, 2009

Snow Bunnies

I was going to wait a week to do another post after I did another Nicolas Cage post (see below -- my life is sooooo dull), but Bob sent me these pictures and I just had to show everyone that I am not a stodgy as I appear. I can have fun sometimes. Aunty Kate came to visit for our Beavercreek reunion (yes, I said Beavercreek; that is really the name of my high school. It sounds even more ridiculous [that word again] when the slogan was "the home of the battling Beavers." In fact, when I signed up for online banking, and answered the security question that wanted my high school mascot, Zions Bank computer program told me it was an 'inappropriate' response. Eew.)

Anyway, when people come to visit, Bob just loves to take them skiing, even if they can't. So here is Aunty Kate and I having a great time. Who knew us old gals could be so fun.

That really is us, you just need a magnefying glass to see us.
Celebrating getting off the lift without falling!!

We are so much fun.

How do we start?

Yay. We are done!!

Show off!!

Sunday, April 5, 2009

to quote Tigger: RIDICULOUS!


When I posted my last blog, I forgot some things I wanted to tell you. By the way, I overwhelm myself when I consider the amount of time I have spent thinking about this silly movie. Anyway, here it is:

1. Everytime some ridiculous plot change occurred, the entire audience began to talk, whisper, chatter, you get it. They weren't buying it.

2. Please see: http://www.cracked.com/topic/118-nicolas-cage/ This will give you all the possible plot devices for almost any Nicolas Cage movie. It is hilariousness epitomized.

Now, if only some one would do the same for Vin Diesel movies. They are all probably the same.

PS -- Ridiculous is the word of the day for all the movies I have seen recently. To name a few: Taken (ridiculous but hugely entertaining according to Kathleen), Race to Witch Mountain (Ridiculous but Awesome!!) Knowing (just ridiculous), Fast and Furious (Not to be confused with The Fast and The Furious, Too Fast Too Furious, Faster & Furiouser, etc.) (Ridiculous but great car chases)

More substance to follow.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

SPOILER ALERT!!

I didn't expect my return to the blogging world would be something so banal as a movie review, but I couldn't help myself.

Now I am sure that many of you actually search out information for movies before you go and plunk down $8.00 (!!!) for a movie ticket (and an additional $1 because we thought the movie would be sold out and so we purchased online.) but the Sykes family (at least the parental part of the family) goes to movies based upon what time it is and if it is rated PG-13 or under. So Saturday night, that left us Paul Blart: Mall Cop or Knowing. Now, I had heard enough about Mall Cop to know that it was stupid, so how bad could Nicolas Cage and his new movie be? Of course, I hadn't seen Wicker Man, Ghost Rider, Next, etc. But I had seen Gone in 60 Seconds, The Family Man, Face Off, etc. So I should have known better.

Anyway, this movie simply did not know what it wanted to be. It started out as an eerie horror movie with some little girl obsessed with numbers that she was writing down because her class was supposed to draw what the future would be like and they would be placed in a time capsule. She was interrupted by her teacher so she disappears. The police and the teacher go look for her in the dark school and they never turn on the lights. What is wrong with these people. Haven't they ever gone to the movies. Anyway, they find her, she is locked in the closet and she has written more numbers in her blood in the closet door. Fade to black.

Next we see sad-sack Nicolas Cage with his son. Apparently Mom has died and it is just the two of them. The son wants to believe that Mom is in Heaven. Nic doesn't believe in it. They live in a creepy, run-down, unfinished old Victorian house. Nic drinks too much. At the school the next day, the time capsule is opened and Nic's kid gets the page with numbers. Eerie music. The kid starts to hear voices, but can't tell what they are. Then he sees a shadowy figure standing on the edge of the schoolyard. He looks like Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Is this going to be a Vampire Movie? Anyway, Nic looks at the paper and becomes obssessed with the numbers. They seem to have a pattern. They are dates of disasters and how many people have died on those dates. They are all accurate. He goes to his friend at the planetarium who is the voice of reason, says it is all coincidence. Is this a science fiction movie? His sister comes over, tells him he should reconcile with his father who happens to be a Pastor. He says NO. Maybe this is an odd religious movie. The kid keeps seeing these vampirish looking guys who make him see visions of animals running out of some great conflagration. He screams. Are we going to be beaten over the head with a eco-horror story and promises of global warming? Meanwhile, Nic sees a plane crash with 81 people burning up. That was on his list of numbers. He figures out that the other numbers are latitude and longitude. He meets the daughter of the original strange girl who died when she was an adult. Apparently, she was predicting the end of the world and the death of everyone. Nic figures out that this huge sunspot really is going to fry the entire world and everyone in it will die. The little kids say that the Whispering People (the vampires) have told them that they could go with them. Nic figures out that the safest place is back at the home where the little girl (see scene 1) died. He gets there after the Whispering people kidnap the kids, and the daughter of the first little girl dies. He gets there and there is a spaceship!! Again, a sci-fi movie? Are these vampires really aliens. Anyway, the kids want to go with them and Nic breaks down and cries and says ok go. They descend up into the ship and the vampires turn into Angels!! then lots of spaceships fly up into space. Who knew God had such modes of transportation. If you could hie to Kolob!! In an anticlimactic scene, Nic goes back to his dad's house and make peace with the Pastor, who says if it is his time to go then it is his time, but this is not the end. The earth is totally consumed in flames. The we see the children in a field of grain; they run toward a beautiful white tree. The space ships take off from this planet. The audience laughs. We go home wishing we had gone to see Mall cop.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

It's Alive!!


I promise, I am still alive. I have been caught up in the doom and gloom that is the current state of the world and it just seems to make me feel dreary. I realized that lots of stuff has happened that no one has heard about: Kathleen's magic birthday, Christmas, etc. I will blog this week and hopefully have pictures to catch everyone up with what it going on in my life.

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

It's all in a name




I am going to change the names of my dogs. Otto is now Marley, named after the world's worst dog. Otto is probably the world's second worst dog -- actually we are probably the worst owners.


Daisy's new name is Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. I am naming her after the deranged seeing eye b (the movie's words, not mine) in the movie "Everything is Illuminated". She is deranged and kind of looks the same.